Boglins
If you were, like me, a weirdo as a child who was invested in the strange and spooky kind of stuff, then you probably appreciated horror adjacent toys such as this. Don't get me wrong, Boglins are essentially a horror themed pet rock, but so much cooler. Sorry pet rock, nothing personal. And being the weird little girl I was, who had rubber bats hanging from her ceiling growing up, these sorts of things appeal to me immensely, and while I'm sad to say I've never actually owned a Boglin, that's never stopped me from admiring them from afar. Probably the same way one would admire an actual Goblin creature if one encountered such a thing in real life. Don't get close to those things, you don't know where they've been. Much like Gre-gory Bat , Boglins ride that fine line between toy and just kind of cool decorative piece one keeps in their room next to their fog machine and their light up skull and their...their...photos of roadkill. I don't know. That's...
